drat. (what I am up against)

 I am not giving you $18 for this hot garbage.  I wouldn't give you $10.  WTH.

your tool paths are shit, brah

 Imagine being so proud of your terrible workmanship that you put your name on the photo so nobody can steal your photo.  spoilers: Nobody was gonna steal your photo, dude.  And this seems to be most of what's available cheap.  Now I'm looking at sellers with much higher prices. 

 If I had a broaching kit I could maybe make my own although I really think it is or needs to be heat-treated a little, and I haven't got an oven. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(the cracked one works fine but I want to replace it)